The Antican Liberator

WAR IS PEACE!
FREEDOM IS SLAVERY!
IGNORANCE IS STRENGTH!

Sunday, December 11, 2005

Treaty Talks and Restructuring of Government

NAFTICON-The speaker rose from his bed around 6 AM. The breeze from the bay created a quiet and ideal environ. Still half asleep, in his special-speaker bathrobe, he wandered over to get a cup of Joe and began to read the days memos. He was not even through the first one when there was a knock on the door. The speaker got to his feet and opened the door to a panting messenger who gave him a note. He stood there for a second as Steven scanned the note, “GET ME CARELESS AND OLORIX!!!” screamed the speaker. He quickly put himself in his standard military regalia, the navy blue vest and got in his Peugeot (official car of the revolution). He arrived at the bunker, a building which resembles a large metal box and quickly made his way to the conference room where he found Careless waiting for him. Olorix arrived five minutes later.
“Well, men” began Steven. “Delphi has ceded himself and the Dinarchy to Shireroth. This is a victory of sorts, but we must make our way to the mainland to take what is rightfully ours now.”
The three conferenced for many hours on the issue utilizing the handy dandy conference machine installed by Foghorn earlier.
Meanwhile, on the shore, a soldier spotted something off in the distance. Rising from the water was what seemed to be a gigantic metallic submarine in the shape of a squid. On the top of the squid was a giant Jewish star in the center of which was a giant “S”. Painted under all of this was a Shirithian flag. The soldier called one of his superiors to the tower, pointing to the rising body in the water. The higher ranking official gasped, “Scott! Go the bunker and tell Speaker, Olorix, and Careless.”
Scott, Delphi, Steven, and Olorix then entered peaceful land negotiations. However, when it was discovered that prior to the talks, Steven and Careless had entertained the idea of allying themselves with Babkhans and Atterans, the talks ended abruptly. However, the Kaiser after some lengthy explaining on the part of Steven, eventually resolved to give some land to Antica. Antica, as we are no longer the republic, but the true one and only Antica, is forever grateful for this and by this act of forgiveness, good Shirithian-Antican relations are forever secured.
In other news, Maggern has proposed changing the fundamental laws to centralize the nation. It is felt that the nation needs to strike a better balance between democracy and a centralized and organized state.

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